cigarettes are soooo nasty
LOL, howabout no
you put up a compelling argument
So everyone knows this little guy from finding nemo, right?
Remember when nemo first met him, and he said:
“See this tentacle? It’s actually shorter than all my other tentacles, but you can’t really tell.”
And in octopuses, one of their tentacles is actually their penis, and is structured slightly differently from the rest of their tentacles.
Pearl was showing off his dick.
I thought Pearl was a girl.
i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork
November 26, 2013
To the sweetest dog in the world, RIP Jake.
This morning, my sister said that you were so weak that your legs were shaking while you’re walking to your bowl to drink so I was surprised to hear from someone that you went up to my room which is a floor above just to hug me. She said that you used my hair as your pillow and you hugged me while I sleep. I didn’t know and when I woke up, I felt something liquid on my feet and my hair smelled weird. I later found out that you threw up in my bed and I was so mad and I regret it…
I love you Jake though you never knew it and I didn’t really show you. I’m sorry. I’ll make your death worth it by promising you that I’ll do my best to get over my fear of animals. I’ll do this for you Jake. Only you. I hope you’re happy wherever you are. You will always be a part of our family. I really miss you now cause no one’s at my feet while typing this. I just really hope you’re okay. I love you Jake and no one will replace you and you’ll be our only baby.
when i see cuties postin selfies
"i wish i was born in the 90s" says the young girl. suddenly, her surroundings change- french flags fly above and around her, crowds are cheering. it is france, 1793. the king is dead. long live the revolution.
i like this story because a cop was shot but nobody will get in trouble for shooting the cop and some children got to calmly play with a dog
benefits of being friends with me
- shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
- shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
anna kendrick laying it down
when u do something ur friends never expected you to do